inspector-pervert:

quecaigaelsistema:

milkywaywhite:

Dogs falling asleep in their food

The best photoset I have ever seen a direct window into my soul

(via myvoluptuouswormstache)

the-drug-child:

chucksandjumpers:

williamowainherondale:

omg guess what i found out today

that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed

is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly

thank u brain~

No problem, boss.

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I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny

(Source: charlottefairchildbranwell, via kawaikunaii)

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

(via kawaikunaii)

chloerayne:

TRIGGER WARNING

This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut. What do you think? Is it effective?

Never have I seen such an effective video in my life… and it’s only 30 seconds long. Definitely, 100% watch and reblog this.

(Source: slutshamersonfb, via sugarfreevimto)

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

Mark Twain  (via bregma)

(Source: bavarde, via bregma)

anon me 5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me

spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs:

or dont anon it whatver

(Source: michaxl, via keeliwiththecrappyphone)

ironinkpen:

Okay so you know these glasses right?

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I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”

And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:

“Ten times zero… is still zero”

(via kawaikunaii)

towritelesbiansonherarms:

something-wicked:

imightbejames:

gdxphoto:

My sister sent me this and at first I thought “No fucking way did Miley Cyrus try to cover Parton’s Jolene”. 

30 seconds in and it quickly changed to “holy fucking shit” 

Miley Cyrus - Jolene 

FUCK THAT IS GOOD.

Well shit. *slow clap*

This is actually REALLY well done. But people saying “she’s actually good at country” need to realize that it’s where her roots are. She IS Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter after all.

nice